mal•a•prop n. - the unintentional misuse of a word by confusion with one that sounds similar

Example: You need an altitude adjustment, you’re too self-defecating.”

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prop•o•si•tion (prp-zshn) n.

1. A Subject for discussion or analysis.
2. A statement that affirms or denies something.

Example: “I think you should go play a nice game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.”

Friday, October 5, 2007

The Japanese are Fucking Hilarious!

I don’t know why, but there is something inherent in the Japanese culture that makes them the funniest people on the planet.

All I had to do was Google the phrase “Japanese Comedy” and the first thing I saw was hilarious:
Elevating Loo . This is a culture worth admiring.

Remember the show Banzai? It’s not even Japanese, it’s British. But it was meant to look Japanese and that makes it all the more funny: “Interesting Penalty Shootout Conundrum! – One-legged kicker versus one-armed goalie. Who will win?!?!? Bet now.”

Awesome.

A couple months ago I spent 8 consecutive hours in a hotel room watching some show where contestants dressed up in costumes and attempted an obstacle course. Not very funny right? Wrong. Imagine some announcer yelling the play by play: “She goes for the rope-swing! Can she do it? Her daughter is watching! Oh noooo! She falls in! She brings shame and disgrace to her family!”

As a result of writing this, I think I have figured out why the Japanese are so damn funny. It’s the exclamation points!

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